Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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