in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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