i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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