at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
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I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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