Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
...so i touched it.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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