that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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