I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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