Dual....:-)
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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