the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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