The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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