Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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