Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
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Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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