Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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