Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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