no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
