what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
