Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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