Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
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those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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