you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
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Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
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That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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