I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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