Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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