is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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