Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have feelings that need drinking.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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