I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
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Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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