no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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