3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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