I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
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I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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