She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
3 2 1 whiskey
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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