party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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