we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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