My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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