Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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