Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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