So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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