Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
