Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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