She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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