did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
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Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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