my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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