yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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