I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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