yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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