this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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