Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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