For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
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Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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