He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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I have feelings that need drinking.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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