no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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