I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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