How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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