is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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