Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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