K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Randomize
