Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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