So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
you inspire me to be a worse person
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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