Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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